Day One of the Sarah Quoteables

"My placenta detached early...I was out of control before I left the womb"

"Oh you didn't!, it has biodegradable surfactants"

"I don't like Maryland, I'm not going there...it always feels like i'm going in the wrong direction when i see the 'Welcome to Maryland' sign."

Perhaps no one appreciates these but me(especially out of context), but i'm going to start keeping a running list